What If Kamala Harris Won?
About
To my fellow patriots who refuse to surrender their sense of humor in the face of impending doom. This book is a testament to your resilience, your unwavering belief in the absurdity of it all, and your surprisingly high tolerance for the word salad that passes for political discourse these days. It’s also dedicated to those who haven’t quite woken up yet. May the humor herein serve as a gentle nudge toward enlightenment – or at least a chuckle before the inevitable collapse.
For those who remember a time when a “Latinx” was just someone who lived next door, and a “fursuit” was something you might find at a Renaissance Faire (and not in your child’s classroom), this one’s for you. We’ve all been gaslighted, bamboozled, and subjected to more virtue signaling than a flock of peacocks at a woke convention. This novel is our collective therapy session, a cathartic release of the laughter and frustration we’ve suppressed for far too long.
Let this book be a beacon of hope (or maybe just a really funny distraction) in these increasingly unsettling times. Because honestly, if we can’t laugh at the impending apocalypse, what’s the point? And yes, I’m aware of the irony of writing a humorous book about the potential end of the world – that’s the joke, folks! Embrace the absurdity, and remember: Even in the darkest of times, the human spirit (and a well-placed satirical jab) can prevail. Now, go forth and spread the word – and maybe stock up on canned goods. Just in case.
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